Somebody was stealing science kits from my porch. I had subscribed the kids to tinker crate and the first one came while we were on vacation but whoever took it came back the following 2 months and got them as well.
I guess Im glad someone is interested in science but if these kids are both smart AND criminally inclined, we may be in trouble lol

My wife didn’t understand why I hadn’t thrown away the box for our tv yet or why I put film up on the little side windows on the door until I drove around the block and she saw that our tv was still lighting up the front of the house.
( her ) Oh these MFer’s would rob the shit of us!
( me ) yeah