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Our whole universe is in a hot dense state, then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started, wait. The earth began to cool the autotrops began to drool neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we built the pyramids. Maths, science, history unravelling the mystery that all started with a BANG.

darien75 7 Dec 1
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Who thinks autotrophs would drool?

I take it to mean that the descendants of the autotrophs evolved to the point where they started drooling.

@BestWithoutGods
My point. For a show about hyper-pedantic nerds, how do you have that play before every show. Anything that drools is the opposite of an autotroph.

@BestWithoutGods Oh, I am a hyper-pedantic nerd.

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And now the song is stuck in my head...

Deb57 Level 8 Dec 1, 2018
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Makes for much more interesting lyrics than the Christian version of, "God did it god did it god did it, it's no mystery, the end." lol (Sung always with fingers in ears just in case science might contradict it.)

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You might want to edit in the word 'drool' after 'autotrophs began to'. Also, it ends with 'big' BANG.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!

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That reminds me of something...the BIG BRAIN was an evolutionary screw up

Xena Level 6 Dec 1, 2018
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The Big Bang Theory is false. There was no beginning of time or space.

gater Level 7 Dec 1, 2018
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