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In my next relationship, I'm asking for a $850 security deposit!

SleeplessInTexas 8 Dec 11
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Y ?

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(Thinks about this for a little bit)

Uh....will you take a check?

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(in bad baritone porno actor voice)
"Baby, I'm gonna wreck your pussy so bad, I'm going to lose my security deposit."

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Add a couple zeros to that and you're talking. 😀

I'm not sure I could come up with the $8.50........OH! $850! I guess I'm definitely out. 🙂

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A friend and his girlfriend started a bank account and if the relationship failed the one ending it gave up the money. My friend got a couple thousand dollars. It was actually a very sad happening. She chose family. He was black. Also, a teacher with a Master's degree and a great guy. I believe she loved him, but her family were jerks.

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Seems fair, don't forget the cleaning deposit

lerlo Level 8 Dec 11, 2018
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Infinite growth on a finite planet?

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Let me see the contract first.

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That’s all? ?

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