In my next relationship, I'm asking for a $850 security deposit!
(in bad baritone porno actor voice)
"Baby, I'm gonna wreck your pussy so bad, I'm going to lose my security deposit."
A friend and his girlfriend started a bank account and if the relationship failed the one ending it gave up the money. My friend got a couple thousand dollars. It was actually a very sad happening. She chose family. He was black. Also, a teacher with a Master's degree and a great guy. I believe she loved him, but her family were jerks.