When I was in college my then-boyfriend's parents gave me a food processor. At the time I was outraged because I thought they were trying to domesticate me. Decades later, I can't live without a quality food processor...stand mixer...air fryer...crock pot...

You poor kid. Those are the worst toys ever.

My worst xmas ever, My bro in law showed up in an RV, emptied his shitter tank in the storm sewer, damn cat got fried eating the xmas tree lights, and stupid friggen Bro in law kidnapped my boss !

My grandma bought me a 12 pack, of non alcoholic beer.

My worst was a paper thin velour robes thing that my ex-wife bought me. It was cheap and tacky, but it was a hell of a lot better than your gift.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry? Even today the wrong brand can be the whole package but this takes that to a whole other level.