Happy Christmas Tweet

"Happy Christmas everyone."
Tweets the White House twit,
Oblivious to the irony
He's turned it into shit
For a million of his minions
In Federal agencies,
Suddenly deprived of pay
In a government on its knees

"I need 5 billion dollars"
Tweets the White House twit,
He will not sign a budget
That does not give him it.
What happened to the braggart's
Blustering campaign words
That Mexico would pay for it?
They're as worthless as his turds!

"This could be a long, long stay."
Tweets the White House twit,
Just like a spoiled infant
In a tantrum fit.
He's petulant and arrogant
And the only thing he prizes
Is to be the very pinnacle
Of an electorate he despises.