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Just had to.post this one.

It's almost 2019, I'm now older in years and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why the word “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from my new friend who got from her sister-n-love, who stole it from her sons girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...

who has the answer's?

AmmaRE007 7 Dec 28
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For some reason I'm getting a George Carlin routine from this...

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Remember that great poet Jimmy Buffet who said, "Answers are the easy part, questions raise the doubts!" And then he was off to see the lizard!

BillF Level 7 Dec 29, 2018
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In Canada, we have partially answered two of your questions. We abolished the penny so one can't offer a penny for one's thoughts - a nickel covers the inflation anyway. One can't put one's two cents in except with a debit or credit card because in a cash transaction two cents is rounded down to zero - politicians should think about that.

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You might make a living on youtube with a channel, "What is the answer," discussing those questions.

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Steven Wright used to ask a lot of those questions. Such as, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

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Why do men and women button their coats on the other sides ? Why do you spell, where and wear, two and too etc., differently when they sound the same, and no one gets confused when you talk to them ?

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I do!

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Life really ends not when your heart stops beating, but when you ask your last question.

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Do you know the way to San Jose?
Why do fools fall in love?

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Oh my, the struggle is real! Hope you find the answers you seek ?

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