I made a resulution back in 2000 to never make a resulution again and it worked out great.
Find a partner. This alone stuff is beginning to get on my nerves.
I don't believe in new years resolutions. If I need to make a change in my life I'm not going to wait till the first of the year.
I'm going to yell more and listen less, start an artisanal finger painting booth at the farmers market and become a champion phantom public pooper. I know this seems like a lot but with more alcohol and weed and less therapy I feel these goals are achievable.
To get my Pomeranian that Barbie tiara he always wanted.
Haha! I'd like to see that
Never a resolution. Vague attemps at stuff, but no resolutions.
My resolution is to not make resolutions. But the pic is so funny!