Day 2 update still sick; keep 'em coming! And thank you all!

Think of all those cheery faces in your classes at the beginning of this new semester. Not. Lol. Jk. Have a glass of wine and a good rest of the school year.

which cactus are you in that photo?

Wouldn't someone have to gale you with these random thoughts first? Or is it like regifting, where someone has to gale me with the thoughts first, then I regale them to you?

Here's a thought.
Keep warm, stay away from people, and binge watch Narcos on Netflix. Haha.
Worked for me.

If I feed my dog a hot dog, is it virtual cannibalism?

I've got a movie on with the sound down on the Movies4men channel. It has a bloke who was in Beverly Hills Cop I & II (whose name escapes me) and a very young Dolph Lundgren. I can't see any reason to turn the sound up!

I need to trim my foster dogs nails. But, need to find my dremel tool first. But, before that,I have to open a bunch of boxes in the garage......

I think I’ll just take her to the groomers and watch Elementary instead.

Getting out of work early because of a football game is both awesome and annoying.

If I ever get really rich, I'm going to own two Lamborghinis. One will be pristine and I'll use it whenever I feel like showing off. The other will be my beater Lamborghini and I'll use it to get groceries and shit. I will call it my Blambo!

If you took every human that has ever lived and removed the empty space between particles within their molecules, everyone could fit within the space of a soft ball. We are star stuff.

easy art lessons!

If I was made in God's image, does that mean he suffers from male pattern baldness too?

Terrible Ways to Die #12 - Getting hung from a tree by my testicles and being used for target practice by an archer with an astigmatism.

Somewhere in the Universe is the absolute worst thing in existence. I think it can be found in the White House but I'm biased.

Why are so many heroes in action movies named John? I think we need a Wendell or a Percy once in awhile just to balance things out.

Hoe this helped.