Anyone have any good "Dad jokes" to share? My kid is ALL about the Dad jokes, help me impress her with dad joke abundance?!
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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
Benthoven
Level 8
Jan 15, 2019
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My wife has been reading all the words in the dictionary beginning with the letter S!
I think she's up to something..
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Jan 14, 2019
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This morning I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out...
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Jan 14, 2019
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I know a lot of Mommy Mommy jokes. . . you could just change mommy to daddy. . .
For instance: Boy: "Mommy, Why are we pushing the car over the cliff"
Mother replies, "Shut up or you'll wake up daddy."
NoMagicCookie
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Jan 14, 2019
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