How about leadership?

Son: Dad, my math teacher yelled at me today!

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher asked, “what is 3 x 2,” and I answered “6.”

Dad: That's right!

Son: Then she asked me what is 2 x 3

Dad: WTF's the difference?

Son: That's exactly what I said…

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

I hear that a cherry pie costs $3 in Jamaica, a pumpkin pie costs $2 in Haiti and an apple pie costs $4 in Bermuda.

There they are: the pie rates of the Caribbean.

♥♥♥

My wife has been reading all the words in the dictionary beginning with the letter S!

I think she's up to something..

This morning I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out...

I know a lot of Mommy Mommy jokes. . . you could just change mommy to daddy. . .

For instance: Boy: "Mommy, Why are we pushing the car over the cliff"

Mother replies, "Shut up or you'll wake up daddy."