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MISSING TURTLE

AOC and her fellow freshman congress people went searching for the Senate Majority Leader to deliver a letter pleading to end the shutdown...

He was nowhere to be found...

Please, it is our civic duty to help find this Missing Turtle...our country depends on it...

thinktwice 8 Jan 17
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Look under a rock

ugly Level 7 Jan 17, 2019

Not low enough...

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That look never changes, does it? Wife tells him he made her cum 6 times - that face. Schumer steals his stapler - that face. Free tickets to the superbowl at the 50 yard line - that face. AOC finally tracks him down to a stall in the men's room - that face.

too much botox? lol

@thinktwice There's an idea! He has an "accident" and is stung by a couple 1000 bees!

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Has anyone looked up trump's ass? I heard it's his go to hidey hole in times of trouble.

I will tweet and ask AOC! But, I bet she already thought about that and will look there as a last resort...do you blame her? lol

@TheAstroChuck obviously, he will have issues as he ages since so many have stuck their noses up his ass....

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Do they still sell milk in cartons? And I hope they find him soon ?

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In this case, I believe the correct spelling would be "turdle." 😉

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Wouldn't it be awesome if he was found smashed under a car tire.

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He needs a post...

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