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There's a guy in my gym who has been staring at me from the past couple of months. Today I asked him "How many restraining orders do you have?"

He started laughing and after a short pause he said 4.

BrokenMarrow 7 Feb 12
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Now that's one well and truly weirdo either halfway through the making or almost ready to graduate.
I'd be getting him served with number 5 by now if I was you.

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When sleeplessintexas made a comment on your looks, I had to of course check your profile pics (I have an enquiring mind) and I think that with the younger Ringo Starr vibe you have going on (pic with the shades) it could be he is a Beatles fan? Just brainstorming.

I wish I was a little cool like Ringo Starr, he is s legend. Thank you

@BrokenMarrow Yeah, he is pretty cool. ☮️

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You should tell him you have 5, and that you went too far that time you boiled that kid's pet bunny, but you saw it in that movie, AND YOU WON'T BE IGNORED.

That should do it.

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I'm not surprised that you attract both men and women. Guys want to look like you, women want to date you! Hehehe...

If I were 15 years younger, I'd hit on you. I love my silver fox, older men too much, though. ?

So unfair

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Hmmmmm

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