Jesus misunderstood and took the wrong wheel. Since there were no cars in his time it's possible he could also remove the steering wheel the same way if he was real or conscious of modern events.

Remember that this is the same Jesus that is said to return riding a horse in the sky. Tattoos on his thigh will say he is King of KIngs, etc. Other gospel passages claim that 2 angels appeared at his ascension to claim that he would return in the same manner as he left. Does that mean like a helium balloon released into the sky? I've always wondered if he raised his arms first, or if he had to task a little running jump to get airborne. How long did it take him to get completely out of sight and how high were those clouds?

As you can see, I took my Jesus beliefs very literally back in the day. Doing so will help one to become a non-believer.