I asked my chef to WALK the dog while I was away. That evening he served dog meat with rice noodles, made in the WOK. Doggonit!
Because some seem to think this joke is racist, I am removing the word "Asian" from it. Anyone can use a wok to wok a dog. Sorry if anyone got offended! No offense intended.
I know it's a joke, but not funny nor that nice, my friend, specially to Asians. Sorry...
I apologize to anyone who found this joke offensive. It certainly was not meant to be. It is a simple play on the words "walk" and "wok." I am not prejudiced against Asians. I only called the chef Asian because he used a wok.
Poor puppy fall down, go boom.
Doggonit!
By the way, this is just a joke. I have no chef, Asian or otherwise. Nor do I have a dog.