I kind of feel like I want attention right now. I can't promise I'll write back if you give me attention, but if I do, I'll explain the complicated nature of when and how I communicate.
Prima Donna is all I can think of. No offense.
None taken. I have issues.
(in really bad Humphrey Bogart voice) OK blue eyes, you've got my attention. What gives? What's the skinny?
(Pops collar, pulls peak of trilby further down over eyes, scans surroundings suspiciously)