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Why do Jehovah's Witness not have sex standing up? It might lead to dancing.

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Diogenes 8 Mar 24
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JWs dance. They don’t “dirty dance” but they dance. I think this joke was originally about some other religion. There are ones that actually don’t dance of any sort.

Okay, I'll try again. This one is also one that had been used, before it was applied to Texas. I haven't looked this up so I don't even know if I have the name correct, Governor of Texas, Richardson (?) supposedly said, "If English was good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for all people in Texas."

@Aryn Ya, thanks. That is also 'my' out of date news. I didn't look it up and I had forgotten the name. Yes, I rememberd that it had been recycled.

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