Eat more bacon

Just don't be an asshole.

Reinstate the guillotine, reverse witch trials for all clergy, only hate the prejudice people, band all media, bring back cars that can actually be repaired in your driveway, get rid of all that plushion gadgets on the gas pumps, reinstate Mr. Bill from Saturday Night live.

Not be selfish and greedy. Think before you do something. Even if your gut feeling tells you something different than what your head tells you. Think of what will happen if you do this or that, before you do it. I learned this the hard way.