Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez:
If Fox News said it, it must be true! ??
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RainnWilson
I love the idea of a Green New Deal but @FoxNews said the plan includes the mandatory sucking of farts out of camels, solar panel skull implants, Al Gore face tattoos for all, and prison time for Ford F-250 owners. So must be true. Suck it, @AOC!
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I heard baked beans were being outlawed.
I got my mandatory solar cell skull implant yesterday. I like to get out infront of the legislation. Now for a good portrait tattoo artist. Any suggestions?
I for one, an completely fine with Solar Panel Skull implants
Would make charging the phone so much easier tbh.
You forgot about not being able to watch TV at night because the sun isn’t out to power the solar panels.
And yes there will be people who believe it. Here in Australia we have daylight saving in summer, which means that for 3 - 4 months our clocks change by one hour. Well one of the states (Queensland) will not follow it as they are afraid that the sun will now bleach the curtains or that the cows will be confused because milking time will change and the children will be upset as their bed time is now an hour forward or back, depends if it starts or end. So don't despair, we too have them.