Robert Heinlein:
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent-it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
Heinlein is great stuff. I only picked him up about 10 years ago...I'm now 42. He's pretty much to top of my 3-4 favorite writers. TANSTAAFL.