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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and
had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been only 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

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That is an amazing story

nicknotes Level 8 May 31, 2019
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That poor woman. She must have been terrified.

NoPlanetB Level 7 May 31, 2019
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I'm amazed that she could confuse the feel of dough with that of brains. Quite a tale to tell.

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DOUGH!!!
Or as Homer would spell it
DOH!!!

powder Level 8 May 31, 2019
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Hate it when that happens!

If they don't get you with the harmful additives in their processed food they will try another way

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