My mother said in heaven you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. No limitations.
It'd be like the holideck (sic?) in Next Generation...most of the time you're in heaven proper, having a great time hanging out with Jesus and the saints, angels, and other heaven-dwellers being your standard happy-beyond-off-the-charts-ecstatic, or for a change of pace you can go off to the heaven-a-deck and
play basketball,
golf,
have sex (best ever),
fish,
you name it.
If you get bored with THAT, you could
take a vacation to earth or some other god-forsaken planet to see how damn lucky you have it,
OR to supercharge your gratitude even more you could even
go to hell on a day pass.
If that didn't do the trick, you could
complain directly to Jesus;
HE'D think of something.

One late entry was just posted that claims Heaven is broken into levels. Each level prepares you for the next level until the soul achieves "Oneness" wherein the soul loses its individual identity and becomes a component of God.

It sounds a lot like being assimilated into the Borg Collective (a Star Trek reference you can look up) and, I believe, proof they're just making this stuff up based on whatever influences appeal to them. I'm thinking this guy is a Star Trek fan.

Regardless, it's just another claim pulled out of a Xian's ass and offered as reality.

Very odd that there are some strong and very specific expectations.

I prefer this notion:
Acording to OPM - Heaven is a Halfpipe. -One of my favorite (skater) songs:

I hope you enjoy too.

All seem to be symptoms of ignorance. Education will not remove it, only enlightenment will. Enlightenment is understanding in your heart, just not thinking you have understood.

Wow! They have a vivid imagination. It's curiously specific.

EVERY religion that I have examined with a logical point of view, turned out to have very little, if any, logic in them! 72 virgins? Do those clowns really believe that crap? Eternal bliss and happiness, with nothing creative to do for eternity? BORRRING!! Just the slightest little bit of logical thought injected into any of them blows them to tiny pieces!
Religions are for people who are too stupid to see truth when it is put right in front of them, only inches from their nose. It's an ego thing, also, and like Samuel Clemens said, "It's easier to fool a man, than to convince him that he has been fooled!"

 Randy

What I don't understand is why it seems the more ridiculous the belief, the more and more deeply it is believed, instead of the opposite. I mean, that's how it works for me... the more ridiculous it sounds, the less willing to even consider it I am... I get accused of being closed and narrow minded a lot. But I see it as being in touch with reality and unwilling to give equal thought to the ridiculous as I do to the important and truthful, and logical. Kinda the same way that I think anyone who wants to teach creationism in science classes is fucking dumb and wrong, and doesn't deserve equal time to push their obvious nonsense on others.

We always hear how freaking wonderful heaven is going to be. So why are believers so terrified to die and so distraught when a loved one dies? I would think they'd be eating all the fat, salt and sugar they want, never using sunscreen or seatbelts, skipping well checks and screenings, and getting into extreme sports like cliff diving!

Sorry for those believers, but the book of Revelation says that only 12,000 Jews each from the twelve different Israelite tribes will go to heaven. So how on earth did all the christian churches of the world made millions and millions believe that "we" all have a place in heaven and should pray and donate to get a ticket?

I really don't even try to logically understand their statements because it is a form of pretzel logic.

So many delusions.
So little time to laugh at them all.

What's really disturbing is that these people are allowed to operate freely
in society. They shouldn't be allowed to come into contact with children
or any kind of machinery.

I like reading fiction...but this is too far out for me...lol...

I must say I found great humor in this.

If we are only spirit, why do some religions insist on keeping the earthly body intact at death? No autopsy, no organ donation, no cremation, etc. Nonsensical, since all bodies rot and return to dust. And what if you’re murdered? Or drown and rot in a river? What of your non intact body then?
That never made sense to me.
Besides, if their god is so powerful, he could reconstruct the dust particles, if he wanted to. He could prevent murder, war, genocide. It could be heaven all the time.
Delusion, wishful thinking.