I masturbate like a dominatrix.
I enjoy masturbating. Recently, I purchased a new toy. New toy and I get along great. we're best friends. We laugh, we cry, we sing, we dance. We painted the whole town red and then we put each other to bed.
But what truly impressed me was the next morning. My index finger was bothering me. Upon investigation, I learned that new toy and I have to have a safe word because I GAVE MYSELF A BLISTER while making me myown bitch.
All in all, 5 stars. Would try again.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.This belongs in the Deviant Group. TMI.
Mooolah
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July 19, 2019
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Don't say that. I said that to one of the female members who gave intimate details of her sex life and she told me I had shamed her.
@Mooolah Yes I agree. I am not in the slightest way prudish I just find others prattling on about their favourite sex position and how amazing their fantastic boyfriends are at satisfying them a bit tedious. Not what you want to read on a general forum. At least the above posting is funny.
What about masturbation is deviant? I would say one is a deviant if they DON'T masturbate. The title clearly states, "I masturbate like a dominatrix." If you don't want to read about it... Don't click the link! Problem solved!
Man... That was easy!
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