So this is what happens when I drink....(and not very much, trust me.) Friends took me out to eat at Jack's, my fav restaurant, coz I've been really stressed out by the Fest thing, plus being extremely busy at work AND having health issues. I had an old-fashioned b/c I was in a retro mood. Now, Jack does go heavy on the bourbon, if he thinks you need it , and he WAS behind the bar. So it was strong. But I didn't drink all of it. But....I'm still cracking up about this. We went back to check on a friend's dogs and found the (christmas?) cactus had bloomed. You know, that cactus that blooms only once per year? IT had these long stalky blooms coming out of it. Well, I immediately said, "Let's put googly eyes on it!" Which we did (on the pot, so don't all you plant lovers go hating on me) so then it went from a cactus to....CRAB PLANT!!! And then we took turns posting pics of in different places around the house menacing OTHER plants.....WE thought it was hilarious (but we had all had a drink.) And we sent pics to my friend who owned the cactus and who missed the once a year bloom. SHE was not amused. My friends, of course, in the pics blamed the entire idea on me. (Well, yeah, it kinda was.) She texted me and told me to cease and desist. I'm now accused of molesting her cactus. But the cactus was totally unharmed in the event. I remain convinced that it too was enjoying the whole thing.....(No pics, unfortunately. I was sent pics but am unsure how to get pics from text messages into this venue. At least while mildly intoxicated.)
Without pics? How are we suppose to fully enjoy this seemingly drunken humor while being straight and without pics?