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I ran across this humorous short story a few years ago and preserved it in an obscure Word file. I am not the author but I do not know the source or how old the story actually is, so if anyone knows, your comment will be appreciated. Enjoy...

Friends Please Be Careful (when out drinking)

I went out to a party last weekend and there was drinking involved... I had a few beers, followed by a few drinks, followed by a few shots. Well, I still had the good sense to know I was over the limit, so I decided to do something I had never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough there was a police roadblock on the way home, and since it was a cab, they just waved it right on through and I made it home safely without incident.

This was both a relief and a surprise to me because I had never driven a cab before. I don' t even know where I got it from. And now, it's parked in my garage and I'm not really sure what to do with it. 🤣🤣🤣

CuriosityExtant 7 Aug 19
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That's a good one!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the share.

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This is really funny. 🙂

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