Woe to those terrible freaks of nature...the haunting eyes...the pursed lips of anticipated distain...
They pace outside of my perimeter...their perculating growls of preplanned execution...the drooling ignorance...the stink of their spit...their knobby knuckles gripping their weathered rhetoric...
I sit..anxious...
My enclosed surroundings, the only bleeding hope protecting my vulnerability...
I can see their eyes...glowing red with a tainted hunger behind my door that only the metallic taste of predatory dominance can quelch...
Not today, Jehovah's Witnesses...not today..
The only problem with Jehovah's Witness is that they are but yet another group who believes in god, but this time they know his name. All you have to do is use vowel sounds in JHVH to get it, but they are English vowels. (How did that happen?) The JW's also take away the "soul" that so many claim they have inside them and it makes people who fear death very angry.
They have so many problems...not just one.
This calls for urgent *god control measures