Donald Trump is at his wit's end. (It was a short journey). So he starts looking around the oval office for something that might help and he finds a note and two letters from Richard Nixon. He looks at the note and it reads like this;
"Dear future president,
There may come a time when everyone seems out to get you and you cannot garner support from the media or the general public. You may even be facing impeachment. If this does happen I have left some advice in the form of two letters. Open them in order, Do the 1st one 1st and the 2nd one 2nd"
Trump opens the 1st letter and says "Get a dog"
Well, he did not go that far but he thinks "I gave a dog a medal. Okay, I photoshopped myself giving the mutt a gong but what do they expect, truth? I had better open the 2nd letter"
It says "Write two letters"