Why I would not date a Christian who contacts me on a dating site:

Him: Hey..your house is haunted. You know that rite? The tutt hcd ffg HD jb is off bvb jjhgfc bbn jutffvhuu im jbvgh hbk n b.c. xsww

Me: Yes, I know. Thanks.

Him: Is it scary stuff ?or you just know they are their? I see the orbs in your bedroom

Me: Actually, I am an atheist and have no belief in spirits. Maybe my house is haunted, but not by souls of the deceased. If I am wrong, then any spirits/ghosts in this house love me. There is nothing scary.

Him: Dont matter what you believe..the fact is we are no accident and God is the creator of us and everything..believing is a choice to us all..me telling you this isnt a accident either..open your heart and just ask..if its false you have nothing to fear..but you'll see that you just gained eternal life.

Me: Dude, just go away.

Him: You go get em scruffy..

(And my profile clearly states that I am an atheist.)