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Beets me why anyone would want to pray.
I don't carrot all for such nonsense.
Not yesterday, not today, not tomato.
It does human beans no good.
So lettuce just leave it to the lettuce.

#pray #lettuce #carrot #Tomato #beans
BestWithoutGods 8 Nov 15
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orange you glad I didn't do the Knock Knock banana yoke..

blzjz Level 7 Dec 21, 2019
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10 pun points for everyone in this thread.

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I pea all by myself, and need no kelp doing so.

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Let’s squash this theory before it leeks out to the public.

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Just chard 'em all on the campfire.

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