An elderly lady goes in a cruise. One night see enters the bar. She walks up to the bartender and orders - a scotch, top shelf, with two drops of water. While finishing her drink she mentions to the bartender that today is her birthday. She is 85. The bartender says, "Amazing, the next drink is on me." She requests the same - scotch and two drops of water. The bartender then asks, "Why only two drops of water?" To which the woman replies, "Sonny, when you reach my age, you have learned how to hold you alcohol, but your water, not so much."