What's the biggest benefit to dating you?
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SonderOpia
Level 8
Mar 28, 2018
6
Very nice! That's what I had hoped for when I was married.
I'm too lazy to cheat. Sometimes I'm funny. I cook yummy food sometimes. I will be a good cheerleader for you. I'll kick your butt at GPS games
LadyAlyxandrea
Level 8
Mar 28, 2018
6
I use you as a tester for my new recipes..
Cooking87
Level 2
Mar 28, 2018
6
hahaha...good job! You have the food, they bring the wine!
The biggest benefit to any woman dating me is that she can eventually break up with me.
resserts
Level 8
Mar 28, 2018
7
LOL
I have a really, really big...
TV.
Doug_in_Colorado
Level 6
Mar 28, 2018
4
Har har har, I actually do have a really, really big TV. Another perk of dating me.
I'm fun! What more could you want from a date?
Nottheonlyone
Level 7
Mar 28, 2018
5
And you can climb rock walls, which probably comes in handy in certain emergency situations. ?
@resserts I really hope that's a skill I never really need!
To answer this question, a story is required.
I'm in a poly relationship. We are at our friends' prenuptial celebration & adult libations are flowing & I, for once, had drank freely & was feeling my liquor when i walked over to my boyfriend who was talking to a guy i didn't know. Bill introduces us & Guy says: "so this is your girlfriend"
Bill "yes"
Guy: "& thats your wife." Pointing across room.
Bill "yup"
Guy: " so i know what she does (pointing at wife) but (& in a snarky voice, points at me) what does she do?"
Me; (before Bill could answer) "I cook like a 3 star Michelin chef & fuck like a porn star. What do you do?"
Bill lost his shit laughing, Guy was struck speechless, wife thought it was hysterical & i remembered why I stopped drinking.
So, biggest benefit of dating me....I have a twisted sense of humor, I'm a damn fine cook & I guess i do fuck like a porn star....just with a lot of discernment & discretion of partners.
SallyInStitches
Level 7
Mar 28, 2018
4
Live your life the best way you see fit and forget about all the people who doubt you and your happiness.
You rock. That is all.
Free tattoos ;P
JoeMastle
Level 7
Mar 28, 2018
4
@Redcupcoffee I have a tattoo studio. Yes I give them lol
I can fix or build just about anything.
farmboy2017
Level 7
Mar 28, 2018
2
Underrated skills in a mate!
@carcmcgarc sigh...
I won't talk about the sex, because all of the ladies are too far away to prove any claims. (me being cheeky). I am a big ugly brute, kids and animals love me because they know they are safe around me. You would assume the opposite but it seems to go, hey, this guy is scary, but he is on my side.
I am the shelter, the calm port in a storm, my world is quiet, safe, free of angst and stress. Not very romantic i know, but that is about it. The fun side is that I can help people see the world more clearly. My world really is alive, most don't see it,
Rugglesby
Level 8
Mar 28, 2018
1
That I'm easy going. As long as things aren't one-sided. I'm also a big fan of sex.
carcmcgarc
Level 5
Mar 28, 2018
4
I'll join that fan club.
Who isn't am am I right? LoL don't feel bad about it either do what makes you happy.
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