A sign from god.
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That's perfect! I met a guy at the race track that wanted to get into racing.
Soon it turned into a prayer at lunch, no swearing or taking gods name in,,,,,,,,,,,,,Wait a damn minute?
What happened to the race track?
Then he delivered the bible. Ya know, the one that was written by God himself. (george burns)
So, I had to test it for flight. It didn't fly. But it wasn't a boomerang. It didn't come back. Neither did he.