The pretty young blonde trophy wife was sitting next to her aged husbands bedside as he lay dying. "Promise me,' he said "promise me that you'll bury my fortune eith me to prove to those doubters that you didn't marry me for my money". "I promise", she said "I'll bury you with every penny". Later at the funeral the young blonde was sitting and listening to the service with her friend when the friend asked if she was keeping her promise. "I certainly am" she replied "I worked out exactly how much he was worth and I wrote a cheque for every cent and put it in the casket with him!"