"If it doesn't move, and you want it to, use WD 40.
If it moves and you don't want it to, use duct tape"
Red Green
“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
Tying her up with duck tape and nailing her 3x works miracles also.
Too funny! Best joke I have seen here!
OMG Don't say that in public!