Donald Trump Parade in Washington

An associate of Trump's - a golfing buddy - told him he'd had this fantastic dream the other night: There was a humungous parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Perhaps millions lined the parade route cheering when Donald went past.

It was the biggest celebration Washington, perhaps any city, had ever seen.

Donald was very impressed and said, "That's really great! The best! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair OK?"

His friend said, "Couldn't tell. The casket was closed."