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Kymmacg 7 Mar 23
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I wonder if Robert Neville had this problem. 🤔

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I don't use tp anymore, bought 2 clear rear seats and now only use water, cleanest, easy, never buying paper again! Now I see people hoarding tp spending lots of money. Rhe Clear Rear seats were cheaper in comparison and easy to install.

I have a bidet as well. 🙂

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I've got 45 left. Guess I need to start panic buying like all the assholes who are hoarding or getting them to sell online for big bucks!

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Now that shaking hand is not fashionable I’m free to use my hands instead of toilet paper.

more than half of the worlds population does not use toilet paper; the protocol is to clean your anus with water (with your left hand) then wash your hands with soap and water

The per capita use of toilet paper in the USA is more than 1.5 times the average percapita use for europe; thank you for letting me share

@pgrobinson That is certainly disturbing and more than I wanted to hear, but thanks anyway for sharing.....

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What are you doing?!?!?! GO TO THE STORE NOW!!! You need more toilet paper....like at least 25 rolls. Then once you're down to 20 rolls left, that's when you buy 25 more!! That's Hoarding 101. 😉

The problem is that right now, with all the hoarding, if you wait until you are down to your last several rolls, you may actually run out before you can buy another several rolls. It really is still that bad in the stores. Most people are lucky to ever find any TP even if they make several store trips in a week.

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Rolls of toilet paper? People who haven't yet been infected? Cadbury Creme Eggs?

Didn't realize the photo hadn't loaded! LOL

@Kymmacg Haha! Today, we lost a good friend, near and dear to the bottom of our heart-shaped posteriors. He was strong, balling up his emotions in a tight wad, but at the same time he was remarkably tender. He wasn't afraid to roll up his sheets and get dirty cleaning up everyone else's crap. We all depended upon him to get the job done. It wasn't always easy on him, and he had to deal with his fair share of asses, but he always made number two his number one priority. He never tired, no matter how wiped he happened to be. May he be forever in turd in that eternal septic tank in the sky.

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