We really need to flatten this curve y’all, because if it spikes, there won’t be enough Darwin Awards to cover all the innocent doorknob lickers, many of whom have pre-existing cognitive impairment already. I hear some previously issued Darwin Awards have been re-issued as many as twenty times, and you just know that can’t be hygienic! So please do your part - resist those delicious knobs for a few more weeks!
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Taking the cue, I have told two women that they should try to remember not to lick the doorknobs when they enter a public building. Neither one so much as cracked a smile. Some people have no sense of humor.
WilliamFleming
Level 8
Mar 25, 2020
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Someone just said to me how sad they were that over 3 years the level of ignorance is so high in 2020. I said "No, 2020 is when ignorance morphed into complete fucking stupid and evil."
silverotter11
Level 9
Mar 25, 2020
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What exactly is a Darwin award? I thought Darwin was intelligent!
Cutiebeauty
Level 9
Mar 25, 2020
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It's for people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it by doing something really stupid. 
@Druvius One of my favourites was the man who, watered the plants in his hanging baskets on his twentieth story balcony, while standing on a wheeled serving trolley.
Or. The estate agent who demonstrated the strength of the glass in the windows of high rise appartments by shoulder barging them. Unfortunatly one day the fitters had not got round to putting the glass in.
If you look at the picture, you will get the picture, as they say.
@Fernapple My favorite: [en.wikipedia.org]
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