I think I've read this here; it's a bit #religulous....but it's worth repeating....
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000,or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.
The diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?"
The diplomats reply, “A Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."