Before heading out the door today, I checked the temperature.  27 degrees Fahrenheit.  So, I posted to some social media site, "27  degrees? WTF? Guess Jesus saw his shadow and said "Six more weeks of winter!"'  Now I'm thinking about Peter Cottontail.
My cell phone displays the temp in Celsius. The split second of "What in the Actual Fuq?" helps me wake up.
I wonder if I could set it to Kelvin? 
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