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Childhood - It was in a Sunday school class, I was maybe about seven, when after a lesson about Jonah. The teacher asked what lesson was taught. I raised my hand and said something resembling - "It's just like Aesop's fables, it didn't actually happen but the lesson is...." By that point every single eye in the room was staring at me in either rage or confusion. I instantly knew I had a life of camouflage and chameleon-speak ahead of me. My mother dragged me to church sometimes 3 times a week. And the campground meetings. The worst. Hollow Rock. Heat, Bugs. Barely literate white people. Young Adult - When my kids were young I joined a Unitarian Universalist church. They are welcoming to Atheists and I wanted my children to be able to learn about all religions and make up their own minds

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How Trump signed a bill inadvertently giving Nancy Pelosi even more power to turn the screws on him ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 31, 2018:
Never been accused of forward thinking, that one.
Am I the only one who has had the most miserable holiday ever?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 31, 2018:
Those around you? Sorry, but no one is responsible for how that holiday went down but you.
Louis C.K. Mocks Parkland Survivors, LGBTQ Teens in Leaked Set Audio – Rolling Stone
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 31, 2018:
Let's bring back midget bowling! 'cause HAHAHA! Why aint's I allowed to say RETARD anymore? I really liked midget bowling with my sistermomywife. MAGA I miss racist comedy. ///sarcasm/// You think mocking children that saw their friends insides blown out is...funny? I don't want to ban anything. But he is obviously going to the MAGA crowd.
Another year is almost over??
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 31, 2018:
Good tribe.
Louis C.K. Mocks Parkland Survivors, LGBTQ Teens in Leaked Set Audio – Rolling Stone
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 31, 2018:
I think he is trying to realign his career to the mindset of the Trump humping MAGA-hat crowd. Who have already demonstrated that they don't care about unwanted sexual behavior.
Have to wear my hat in public for the winter look. My messy hair just does not do it.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 30, 2018:
Just shave it.
It’s Saturday night and I finally thought why not really try and meet someone. I’ve been binging...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 30, 2018:
And once you finish watching something Netflix now immediately suggests something you will probably want to see based on their tracking of you.
Lesson learned: When a woman tells you not to date a man because xyz, find out if xyz is actually ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 30, 2018:
Do you think she may have had intentions for him herself? That would be more typical of middle school, mean girl behavior than what you would expect from an adult.
Goodnight Kitty
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 29, 2018:
Massive Squee!
Checkmate Flat Earthers
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 29, 2018:
And would not the edges of the earth, looking into the abyss, be tourist destinations?
Hi all! Just checking in for a bit.. January first is new years day... Did you also know it's my ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 29, 2018:
New Year's baby! Did you happen to be the first in the hospital? They get lots of swag.
Life would be more meaning full if we believe there's a life after death but not as the once given ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 29, 2018:
I don't want any life other than this one.
This time for new year's eve I will be alone, my plan is to have few beers by my fireplace and ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 28, 2018:
I don't like going out on New Year's Eve. Not in years. It's way too crowded everywhere. And it is Amateur Night. People that almost never go out, that don't know their limit, will be out. It's like St. Patrick's day in cities that celebrate that big time. Just no.
Don't you love fairy tales
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 28, 2018:
Some of the animals, the prey animals went in at higher numbers. Can you imagine making the Ultimate cut and realizing you were there for a lion's dinner? Nothing about that story makes sense and at least 25% of Americans, all Trump voters, believe it. It's like believing Paul Bunyan existed.
Young Sheldon's dad was Leonard Hoftstedders bully in high school. Same guy, Lance Barber, played ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 28, 2018:
OK. Thank you. I kept trying to place him. The character was played and dressed so different.
Last 1-10pm shift! Ugh. I hate this shift. Not jazzed about this position either, but I am ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 28, 2018:
I've done that some years back. It does make it hard to have a regular life. Mine was actually to 1am. At least for me, my the time you drive home and wind down it is probably at least 3 or 4am and by the time you get to bed.
Wanted.... Single woman, who has a job,car and with her ducks in a row or at least in the same ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 28, 2018:
I have had a car for a few years now, but right after my separation/divorce from the husband my credit was too burnt to even think about that. I found a rental room with a private bath close to work and biked just about everywhere else too. I don't necessarily know how to herd ducks. But I am capable of getting my shit together. I was a foster mother to an orphan duck once, though. If that counts for anything. Are the sticky buns homemade? Oh and I do non-fat milk. I know that's a minus.
I just finished a painting today. This is the second time I painted this lighthouse. It is the Point...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Has that been used in movies? It seems very familiar.
Seriously? If this moron was saying this to me in person I would have to summon all my willpower ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Priests can't even keep their dicks out of children. I have no idea while millions still turn to them for moral authority,
Oregon hotel calls cops on black guest talking to his mom in lobby | TheHill
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you're always afraid You step out of line, the man come and take you away - Buffalo Springfield
Bill Maher to Southerners: "The Confederacy's Over!"
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 27, 2018:
Ohio, where I was born, is actually WAY more racist and backward than SC where I live.
Single again. The man from Pittsburgh did not work out. Apparently I need a tattoo on my forehead ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
I was a Steelers fan long ago. Not with the current rapist Q-back though.
Oregon hotel calls cops on black guest talking to his mom in lobby | TheHill
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
The number is no longer in service. Snowflakes!
Grabbed an old drawing and scanned it into the computer to paint with the tablet. Here's the ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
I like the b/w one more than the colored one. The b/w one looks fierce and like she will pull out a razor on a stick in a split second. Colorful one just wants to turn on the music and dance.
Oregon hotel calls cops on black guest talking to his mom in lobby | TheHill
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
OK. Give this white MeMah the phone number.
Grabbed an old drawing and scanned it into the computer to paint with the tablet. Here's the ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
I like this.
Unfortunately had to put my best friend to sleep last week. Here's to the memories. Feel free to ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
On a Good Dog O, my little pup ten years ago was arrogant and spry, Her backbone was a bended bow for arrows in her eye. Her step was proud, her bark was loud, her nose was in the sky, But she was ten years younger then, And so, by God, was I. Small birds on stilts along the beach rose up with piping cry. And as they rose beyond her reach I thought to see her fly. If natural law refused her wings, that law she would defy, for she could do unheard-of things, and so, at times, could I. Ten years ago she split the air to seize what she could spy; Tonight she bumps against a chair, betrayed by milky eye! She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; So, presently, must I. Ogden Nash
Wait...Wait. The Orange Orangutan actually told a seven year old Santa did not exist?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Dear Virginia, I will rend your myths apart.
Bruce Gilden (American, b. 1946) Subway Santa, 1968
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Random Santa's are sometimes worse than clowns. I need to catch that train. But do I need a baseball bat?
Yesterday must have been lonely for some, I had 4 guys contact me that I hadn’t heard from in ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
A contact and an Amazon email card. We are solid friends as well as former bounce buddies though.
May the Gods?? be with me for the next few days. I am driving my mother back to Florida with me....
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
And Another Thing...... That sounds like a near coast to coast trip? Three sleeps?
Even though I'm currently in India, I really want KFC right now...breast/wings and thigh with ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 26, 2018:
I think I was taken to the original restaurant as a kid. It's possible. But it was not at all documented. And my dad was known to bullshit. I still like that extra crispy with a splash of hot sauce now and then.
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 25, 2018:
I just am certain that any "wall" will personally profit him, his spawn or someone else in his evil spiral.
For those people with whom I have disagreements in a public spaces like this, I have a genuine ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
I like you already.
I feel like if there isn't an after life (not what the religious says) then life and death would be ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
I find the idea of eternal life to be the most horrifying thing ever.
Why do Christians friends do this when they know I am an atheist. I hosted a neighborhood party, 17 ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
I would throw it in the fire and see if it screamed.
Thank You Santa Mueller For the Gifts You Are About to Deliver. Merry Christmas and a Happy New ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
Do you think the Manic Mango is both stupid and arrogant enough to lie to that man? The next few months may prove very entertaining.
Good morning all! Just wanted to let you know i might not be around until next year... I'm getting ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
If they love you half as much as we do you have many hugs ahead of you!
Just a shout out to those spending Christmas - the holidays - in places without snow. I do not miss ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
Most of people in both parents sides of the tree were like that. My uncle is 94 and the last remaining of that generation, but he is delight. He is the one who introduced me to roller coasters around the age of 12. Most of the people in my siblings/cousins etc age group are of an open-minded bent. And in my opinion, Iowa would be a lot to ask even for people you liked. You live in the Bahamas? Iowa? As if!
<iframe src="[facebook.com]" It snowed last night -similar to this. Merry Christmas Eve!
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
Very nice. I like knowing I could visit snow if the notion struck me.
What I want for Christmas.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
I want one!
My kind of snowman.....
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes.
Spending my first holiday alone in eleven years and not sure what I'm going to be doing. If anybody ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
Just another day off with pay. Be sure to get any needed food, drink and gas today, though.
It's about my boyfriend...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 24, 2018:
oh....jeeez
Things Trump Supporters Are Not Getting For Christmas: 1. Wall 2. Obamacare repealed 3. Laid ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Closing Planned Parenthood. Wall.
I would like to send blessings to all group members at this the birth of the new year and may all ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Solstice should be the start of the New Year. Human calendars be damned,
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” -- George Carlin
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Have you ever calculated the weight in your head when a number of fat people enter an elevator and exit for the stars?
What famous person would you like to sleep with? I'm going with Heidi Klum, one of the most ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Jeff Goldblum I need brains and wits with my woke c-ck
What kind of dog are you? Take this short quiz for fun and post your results... [quotev.]
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
I also got "Beastie Pitbull." But the option responses leading to bug-eye rat-dog that whizzes under the couch were obvious.
Good morning!
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Monday eve....pppplllllffff!
Happy Sunday everyone!! Bet you thought I was gonna say good morning haha :) I have lots of work ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
What is Frankie's heritage? I would say cheese cake for Italians. Maybe introduce them to something new via Frankie. By the way Marie Callender's pies are two for one at Publix if they are in your area.
Matt Dillahunty - ATHEISTS Have the Burden of Proof - Atheist Experience [youtube.com]
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 23, 2018:
Matt that nut rant a long time to the "Your're done." moment.
How will you reply??
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 22, 2018:
So no one else wanted you and neither do I! Go slurp Spam soup.
Can You Smell a Liar?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 22, 2018:
They might agree to pay if they get the original Mexican land back.
Racism Explained for Dummies.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 22, 2018:
Real yard bird yolks are almost orange. And the eggs taste like eggs. But I understand the point.
How bout dat
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 22, 2018:
Or there wasn't enough wine at a Jewish wedding.
Miracle of Lanciano | Konnor - KS | Atheist Experience 22.50 [youtube.com]
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 22, 2018:
And that's what brainwashed sounds like. 99-1 he thinks climate change is a myth?
New phone who dis?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 21, 2018:
Yeah. I have one of those cheap Trac phones as a second phone just to call my good phone if I misplace it. Only a couple very close family and friends have the number. I get a few calls a week and weird messages.
Love this print. ☺
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 21, 2018:
Mama hears her baby crying.
Trump and his republican Fascists are so worrried about people on food stamps/SNAP! Yet they give...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 20, 2018:
I think most people receiving food stamps DO work. Think of it as funding a corporation because they don't pay their employees a living wage. Many military families also qualify for food stamps. That is insane. How does that make any sense? I don't even look to see if someone is using an EBT card or regular debit/credit card. It is really none of my business. People thinking they have a right to judge what someone has in their grocery cart sicken me.
Goodnight Kittiez
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 20, 2018:
I love how the tip of the tail is gray tabby.
Is formal wear always necessary for fancy events? Or are we taking it too far ;)
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Too cute.
QUISLING. - Noun...a traitor who collaborates with enemy forces occupying their country. Synonyms;...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Trump doing everything Putin tells him to do.
I bought myself a Christmas present on line. I had actually looked at it in the brick and mortar ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 20, 2018:
Many delicious meals in your future.
I wonder who came up with this idea
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 19, 2018:
Okay. Maybe a bottle of Old Spice to my Dad for 15 straight years wasn't the worst Christmas gift ever.
So here is my rant I recently met a guy I liked as a friend on facebook. We were talking on ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 19, 2018:
RUN! He is very sexually repressed and even if married it would probably be only missionary position, in the dark, under the covers as fully still pajamaed as possible. Oh, and only during your fertile times.
Something to think about.....
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 19, 2018:
Chronic, extreme lateness is narcissistic and very rude and a sure sign the person has no consideration for anyone else. I stopped making plans with these types of people. Or if it is a group event, you proceed with it as planned. And when you do that, most of the time these chronic, extreme late people will get very offended that you did not wait for them before you started. Everyone else should be inconvenienced by their rudeness because they are the most important person you have ever known. Yes. This is a pet peeve of mine.
Viewing the world with open eyes...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 19, 2018:
Exactly. They are likely to never watch that video again.
Goodnight Kitty:
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 19, 2018:
Lovely markings!
This made me smile. Happy holidays.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 19, 2018:
The Xtians stole most of the fun stuff. And most of them miss the irony of the refugee family decoration they have on their tables or yards.
Do you have any "deal breakers" in potential partners? Also, how important is sharing core values ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 18, 2018:
A bully. Which is going to cove most bigots of all kinds.
What does it take to get a theist to listen and not think I'm being disrespectful?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 18, 2018:
I don't care.
A few pictures of the 18 poticia we made this week. There are many different recipes out there.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 18, 2018:
Wow. Are you giving them as gifts?
One of my hero's saying enough is enough.,.... Mike Tyson style. Fair warning Bill Burr is ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 18, 2018:
And that is the right way to punch an ass in the face.
Who else talks in tongues?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
lol. Yeah. and the Pentecostal and others that do tongues and trances and fainting are freaked by Voodoo which is basically the same types of things.
Trump Christmas Card: I got an email inviting me to sign and add a “personal note” to the ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
About time to clean up your email list?
How do you trap someone into committing perjury?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
Brett Kavanaugh is the one who wrote the most sexually explicit questions to Clinton for Ken Starr. You really can't make this stuff up. Yeah. THAT Brett Kavanaugh.
Catholic priest at teenager's funeral condemns suicide - BBC News
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
Funerals nearly always turn into sermons in the Filthy, Dirty South. Unless it is conducted by a Unitarian or someone of a purely secular mindset. One my daughter's high school friends died in an accident shortly after she finished school. She was Wicca and not Christian in the least, but the service was again a sermon and condemned her religion. Her friends were very upset about this and gathered later to share memories and honor her in a way that would have been more suitable her wishes. There is nothing that can match the cruelty of people that believe they are doing "god's will."
LMAO! ????
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
That one to the right pretty much was the guys at the ten year reunion.
In Case You Do Not Know What is Going On in ameriKKKa... [facebook.com]
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
I want to bring them home and feed them waffles.
The French can be such a pain.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 17, 2018:
Where do you insert the condescending sniff?
Who are two of your favorite musicians, singer/songwriters who you feel should have more of an ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 16, 2018:
Tom Paxton - for the first. But folk musicians don't do it for the fame. Sister Rosetta Tharpe and nearly every musician knows her name. Simply amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bX5mzdihs
This Great Pyrenese is taking care of this baby deer who has lost his mom. Beautiful
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 16, 2018:
Nanny dog. Giant heart.
Does the song. "Silent Night" stir any feelings for you? Though I am not a believer it still does ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 16, 2018:
That dog Jingle Bells thing, tho.
Does the song. "Silent Night" stir any feelings for you? Though I am not a believer it still does ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 16, 2018:
I think of the Christmas Truce of the Great War as they called it at the time. They could not have imagined there would be another called WWII generation later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igff12t3DBk
I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman....PHwoarr, that is all. Oh wait, yes the film was good...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 15, 2018:
Lisa Bonet must be a very happy woman.
OK I need some opinions... I'm thinking about what kind of diapers I should use when baby arrives ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 15, 2018:
There are biodegradable disposable diaper choices out there now. I would look into a diaper service if one is available if you choose cloth as this will give you more time with your baby rather than baby diapers.
Poor, poor Melania. It seems, according to FOX, or is it FAUX news that she is the most maligned ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 14, 2018:
I've also never seen anything cruel about Baron.. In fact, I think he is the best looking of trumps children. Ivanka is mostly plastic, bleach and make up. But he does not seem to smile much. That may just be in front of the cameras though.
Very, very interesting responses to my post about the holiday season. [agnostic.com] Interesting ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 13, 2018:
This time of year, at least in the northern hemisphere, has long been recognized as the time the days are getting longer again. It is going to get colder and more brutal, but the corner has been turned.
Child abuse [youtu.be]
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 10, 2018:
I couldn't even watch a minute. Brain washing. And I'm sure that child doesn't speak with that vocal cadence day to day.
This time of year can be sad for mateless people. The media bombards us with pictures of happy ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 9, 2018:
I don't have the "wrong gift" stress. https://goo.gl/images/zrwVTx
How multiculturalism divides us - UnHerd
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 9, 2018:
I'm not going to sign onto another site that promises to bombard me with emails from the start. Can you summarize? I rather like living in a multicultural area and Caribbean food and Middle Eastern food and Korean food and Italian food. I am not a Velveeta and white bread kind of girl. yuck
Just found out my friend who I'd wrote about visiting a few weeks ago passed away today. She was 55 ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 9, 2018:
I'm very sorry.
It was 38 years ago tonight.
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Were we really this innocent? My heart breaks by this senseless loss maybe more than nearly other. A peaceful man to die so painfully and violently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lINLhw7iv0
Many atheists believe that John lennons " imagine " represents the best atheist anthem. Does anyone ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Not exacly Atheist. But this is a gorgeous love song to humanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OxSYe8_e4Y
What is the difference between hovering ,and actually visiting a person's profile?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
38 years ago tonight.
Okay people! I need some charity this season. Who is feeling charitable? I am only 90 points away...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
The first levels were so easy.. Now working at level 8 which is about 20K away. And I already own a drawer full of T-Shirts that Pizz people off.
Modern dilemma
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
This post did not fully function as my ironic image is not there. But this might be amusing anyway.
Do you have any recipe that uses a lot of oranges, apart from orange juice? Not keen on desserts ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Do you have, or can acquire, a food dehydrator? How many oranges are we talking about. I use orange juice as one of the fruit juices in tenderizing meats for both Jamaican and Central American dishes grapefuit is another one.
You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT. Where do those come from?
BufftonBeotch comments on Dec 8, 2018:
I did mean the MAGA hats. Although I am sure those old WASP women in groups have especially vicious gossip

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