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Childhood - It was in a Sunday school class, I was maybe about seven, when after a lesson about Jonah. The teacher asked what lesson was taught. I raised my hand and said something resembling - "It's just like Aesop's fables, it didn't actually happen but the lesson is...." By that point every single eye in the room was staring at me in either rage or confusion. I instantly knew I had a life of camouflage and chameleon-speak ahead of me. My mother dragged me to church sometimes 3 times a week. And the campground meetings. The worst. Hollow Rock. Heat, Bugs. Barely literate white people. Young Adult - When my kids were young I joined a Unitarian Universalist church. They are welcoming to Atheists and I wanted my children to be able to learn about all religions and make up their own minds

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Well that’s funny... when I was 25 I could hold a chainsaw overhead and trim limbs all day. ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 1, 2019:
You could likely get a 25 year old to do that for about $50. Probably worth it.
Talk about a bad date.
BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Needs more orange. And tinier. Imagine that grabbing your pussy.
Mouth watering
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Ding DONG! I knew the dude that wrote this. Newington, GA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr_f1CAYPQs
The article says Celine looks “breath-taking”. I think she looks positively Anorexic. What do ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Anorexia is survivable so long as you don't get the flu. Took out Karen Carpeter at 23. Celine has 50 year old lungs.
You Need to Seriously Test Your Woman Before She Becomes Your Wife. To Avoid the Seven Hour ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Reminds me of blue tarps and begging for snacks.
Some of my folk. The house my grandfather built with his own hands, the intersection of US ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 30, 2019:
There is actually a town in Kentucky named after my father's side of the family for my Appalachian roots. Grew up in Ohio nearly all my friends fathers were miners or millers. You have authors in your family?
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 29, 2019:
She gave us the gift of herself.
Nice try, Jesus.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 29, 2019:
You ain't got no holes in your feet. Poser!
A Goodnight Big Cat - I know it's not sleeping - but it's adorable.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Will you be my Mommy?
Richard Dawkins reads hate mail. [youtube.com]
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Amazing how obsessed these sky daddy lookers are with butt sex.
Tucker Carlson Cold Open - SNL - YouTube
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Bad imitation of the clueless tucker fucker. His face is more the one of someone hearing about anal for the first time.
Should have guessed there was something dodgy about the deal when the lad only wanted twenty bucks....
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2019:
Maybe if you glue a cocktail umbrella to each leg you can pass it off to someone.
I read a statement today that said "Slut" is attacking women for their right to say yes, and "friend...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2019:
I would never associate myself with someone who hated women enough to refer to a strong one as a feminazi. Someone called you that here? I think that would call for a banning. That's hate speech.
"If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan." - Eddie Izzard
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
"Dammit Dad! What in rhe Actual....Fuck?"
Fashion faux pas or new trend? What do you think of socks with sandals?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
My Delightful and Joyous socks deserve to be seen,
Has anyone used a solar cooker? Which type/brand works well for you? Favorite foods you prepare in a...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
If you enjoy the stomach spasms and pains of food poisoning they work just fine.
Are you a bitch according to Madonna's definition? Are you tough, ambitious and know what you want?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I wear Bitch or ----> beotch as a badge of honor.
What do you put on homemade pizza besides pepperoni? I'm making a pizza today and looking to do ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
blue cheese, purple onion, olives black and green, banana peppers slightly spicy go jalapeno if you dare.
Wanna see something reeeally scary? Paul Manafort, Roger Stone and Lee Atwater in the 1970s. The ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Was this Watergate-----> ish?
[youtu.be] Happy Sunday morning all... Here's a very nice song dance this fine morning.... ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Music was so fun in the 80's.
Birthday weekend and I'm posting music everywhere. John Zacherle - "Happy Halloween" [youtu.be] ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Love! These are going on my Halloween play list
I still find this organisation of yours impenetrable, (perhaps organisation's not that an accurate ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Don't you love these flounce exits from people who never really contributed to the community?
I have to say, i do hope this site keeps expanding .. the people i have chatted with here seem to be...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 26, 2019:
I love the community. I am curious as to how this site remains free to the user and also Ad free.
Hi there...so I made a NY style cheesecake earlier today. The recipe was from Food Wishes. I put the...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Love cheesecake! And blackberries!
Goodnight Kitty
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 25, 2019:
That looks comfy.
[youtu.be] Good morning all! It's Friday! Woohoo! Everyone is a superhero this morning... ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 25, 2019:
The Red Balloon is also a very memorable film and later a children's picture book.
Marty Robbins - El Paso - YouTube
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
But this is one of the creepiest songs ever. A stalker kills a performer's actual boyfriend.
Marty Robbins - El Paso - YouTube
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I've been to Rosa's Cantina.
Just sayin’ “Hi!”
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I doubt he'd have had all his teeth.
When raising children, is it OK to use corporal punishment (spankings)? Or should time-outs and ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I resorted to just a swat once each with each of my children. My daughter the eldest slipped the door after a bath in a thunderstorm. As in lightning striking three trees within 100 yards. Oh and it was after bath so she was naked and elusive as a feral chicken and laughing all the time. And yes I did give her a swat. She never pulled that trick again with me, but she is a half tick above thirty now and still loves thunderstorms and I can see her running naked in one. My son snatched out of my hand and ran toward traffic. Busy. Four lanes. I caught him at the curb.
I finally got out of the house after 5+ weeks of being sick...went to an afternoon outdoor dance at...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
So glad you are feeling better.
Goodnight Kitties and an Extra just because
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Oh those Australian elephants!
Copied from Quora: After all is said and done, bottom line… what is your biggest take-away from ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Thank you for your post, for your service and for your truth. Very much what I am feeling. Every day it gets worse.
Cat lovers will especially get this !
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I scoop poop for only one god.
Best type of multi-tasking: bing-watching episodes of "Adam Ruins Everything" while sorting through ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I LOVE that show! He debunks things in such a cheerful way. Do you also like Drunk History?
I went to a live taping of "The View." Wasn't allowed to take pictures during the show, but snapped ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Do the women of The View do any interaction or Q & A with the audience?
Untimely Death of a Jesus Freak I couldn't get out of going to a church funeral today. Son of ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
You have learned the skill of making a sudden laugh sound like a cough?
I want to back to Antarctica so bad. It consumes me. I may never know happiness again.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
We would love to see some pictures of our travels there.
I’m a libertarian, and even I feel like Turtle needs to take a fucking civics lesson because he ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I think trump has very embarrassing information on these sycophants, especially the ones so opposed to him before the election. Either that, or they have been contacted by some of the Russian mafia with whom trump has enmeshed himself.
When A Woman Says "No", She Means "No"!
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Responding well to the geriatric toddler's tantrums so far.
I find this to be true, I have lost all family members and a son
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Sorry to hear this.
The Rev. Ernest Angley admitted sexual encounter - News - Akron Beacon Journal - Akron, OH
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 23, 2019:
This guy seemed old in the 70's. He's still alive? He was one off he worst fake faith healers ever.
I see a monkey, an owl, and shiny white teeth. Or aliens
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Take us to your Bacon!
Sleeping Sperm Whales I saw this on David Attenborough's newest documentary "Blue Planet II" last ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 22, 2019:
If you were given a number to call rather than one you already had or got from a reliable company you may be hacked.
I've finally reach 8.1... and I've only been on Agnostic.com since the early eighties.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 22, 2019:
The first levels were so easy! 7.6 now and 1st year anniversary on 01/31.
Frida on the beach Oil on canvas.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 22, 2019:
I love this. It is full of life and joy.
How Hollywood's Scariest Props Are Made. [youtu.be] If you like to see people making cool stuff, ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 21, 2019:
This kind of stuff is so fun.
Happy Martin Luther King Day. A truly great man is honored today. We need a leader with his values ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Last May my family was in Memphis and visited the grounds of the Civil Rights Museum, which is in the converted Lorraine Motel, the room where Dr King was staying and the balcony where he last stood is there, as well as the warehouse across the street from where the assassin fired and took that great man from all of us. The public can also access that area, though I do not know why someone would desire that vantage point. (Well, I can imagine some people in our society getting a perverse thrill out of that.) It was unnerving enough for me to just be in the same space. Especially looking up at people looking down at that balcony from an observation window. Not that I believe in places being haunted, by any means, or even of an event tainting a place. I've felt the same type of emotions in Ford's Theater as well as the small bedroom where Lincoln died. The Andersonville prison in GA where so many Civil War prisoners died of exposure and starvation and disease in an extremely over crowed open stockade. Plenty of places I have visited in my life like this affect me deeply. And just as an aside, we were in Memphis because my Nephew received his Doctorate and is working at St. Jude's at the moment. We got to have a mini family reunion. His dad and mom, my two sisters and one of their husbands as well. My nephew had months before married his long time sweetheart and they won a bid on a beautiful home while we were there. So much to celebrate. The house they had been renting had raccoons living above the ceiling. eww We didn't get to tour the museum because it was nearly closing time before we got there, but I would love to see it again someday.
The democrats are such idiots.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 21, 2019:
No she didn't. Right wingers just love lying.
Awww...poor Hulk!
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 21, 2019:
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend. He's my one boy cuddly toy My up. My down. My pride and joy. I'm a nerd and I can't help it. I wonder if anyone knows the connection to that jingle and The Hulk?
Minimum wage aside. How about a company that has employees that need any federal assistance, pay...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
and here I still am!
Does anyone else notice people creep your profile but never say "Hi"? And by creep I mean look at ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
It's really too easy to creep. Mouse just passes over. I really do not pay attention to that.
Has anyone else ever thought (maybe I should quit thinking) how it is easier to find the perfect pet...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Mike Pence - "Did you know hamsters die after having sex?" Sane person - "What? How is that possible?" Mike Pence - "Well, mine did."
Has anyone else ever thought (maybe I should quit thinking) how it is easier to find the perfect pet...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
We should drastically and breathlessly hope you are not noodling your parakeet.
President Obama's Inauguration Speech 1/20/2009
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
I was there.
SIMPER. - Verb...smile in an affectedly coy or ingratiating manner. Synonyms; giggle, titter, ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
A very annoying thing.
I look like my mom.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 20, 2019:
I also think that is hypersensitive. What amazed me is that my son started doing the same facial expressions and body gestures and movements as my dad long before he had ever met him. I had always thought those body tics were something observed and mimicked.
Has anybody investigated to see if Trump's father was one of the Nazis that the government secretly ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
He is first generation....right? Like Elizabeth Warren my family has been here several generations, and there is some first people linage. With several generations of the tree going back to 1760 or so? I can see his weak gene mind not understanding.
I had watched a Nicolas Cage movie. I think what he does he does well. The title of the movie was ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Amazing amount of mini bottles and cigarette butts behind the fundamentalist churches.
This isn't how an elder should be treated in representing his people in peaceful protest. (My ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
They needed an asphalt facial. Pieces of MAGA sh_t.
This isn't how an elder should be treated in representing his people in peaceful protest. (My ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Trump world. No consequences for entitled, spoiled white boys. https://heavy.com/news/2019/01/ky-catholic-teens-maga-taunts-native-american/?fbclid=IwAR2eyjIoderbACsUeH_qHK0wEUrECE5oioYVP_JIgXIKkc_-MADoZ3o_Qic
A friend without the BS?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
You knew from day one he was married. Walk away. Before you become a Glenn Close bunny rabbit boiling b____.
I had watched a Nicolas Cage movie. I think what he does he does well. The title of the movie was ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort with bom...bom...BOM! The Atheist NIGHTMARE! The Banana. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
I had watched a Nicolas Cage movie. I think what he does he does well. The title of the movie was ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Skip ahead 32 minutes to the lame event.
M. Night Shyamalan- Love him? or What in the bloody hell was that?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 19, 2019:
I do not like. Roll my eyes so hard I give myself a concussion. I see his supposed "shock" endings within the first few minutes.
Coast Guard begins reselling seized cocaine amid government shutdown. Bring your own bag. ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Wait. Why was the Coast Guard on the Mexican border? Drugs come in over the water!?!? You Don't Say?
Which came first walls or wheels? I only ask because the Russian agent in the Oval office claimed ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 17, 2019:
He thinks "The Flintstones" is a documentary.
I saw this ad from Capital One (ironic coming from a bank) with 30-somethings(probably actors) ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 16, 2019:
I agree that it is difficult. Most dating activities can be very expensive. I was also without a car for a couple of years after my divorce. I planned it out so that I was renting a room with a private bath within a mile and a half of work.
[yahoo.com] 17 Reasons why being single is advantageous in 2019. Disagree or agree?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 16, 2019:
I could not be with someone who did not understand the magic of dipping FF's in a Chocolate Frosty.
Another Moral Christian
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 15, 2019:
if he touched a little girl i knew? He'd be castrated.
[yahoo.com] 17 Reasons why being single is advantageous in 2019. Disagree or agree?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 15, 2019:
I have been single a few years now. Going home and throwing together maybe pomegranate and yogurt or a spinach salad for food is a good thing. That is not going to please most men. Go throw a steak in a hot iron pan and a potato in the nuke oven and stop making that sad face at me.
Good Day to all - everyone have an awesome day!
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 15, 2019:
This is gorgeous.
Negotiations with my son... Him.. It's a great (video)game, you'd fucking love it Me..I'm sure...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 15, 2019:
ZORK - lol
What's your favorite song that has a question for the title? Mine is "How Come U Don't Call Me ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 15, 2019:
Where have all the flowers gone? Mostly because I was right next to Pete Seeger at a rally. Closely tied with - Do you really want to hurt me? It is a beautiful song and Boy George freaked out all the right people. And you have a great profile pic. It makes me laugh.
Borrowed from Fbook.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 15, 2019:
In January?
From a 95 yr old.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 14, 2019:
I once let an apartment neighbor borrow my radio/cassette player (this was mid 80's) I put new batteries in it. People from that era know that was a crap load of D Cells. New batteries. Person brought it back and complained that the batteries did not last the entire day and the cassette deck was full of sand and ruined. I didn't talk to her much after that.
This is all the religious right are good for...hate and death. FuckFakeChristians [nytimes.com]
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 14, 2019:
This is terrible. And why does it always seem to be the liberal leaders that are murdered and never the dirt bags?
Today a member attacked another member and posted his name. They have been reported to ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 14, 2019:
I missed drama? Dang.
A picture from the cemetery towards my home town.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 14, 2019:
You've looked at clouds from both sides now.
Do you believe aliens exist?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 14, 2019:
I think considering the vastness of the universe that life obviously exists elsewhere. That they visit us and probe certain people is laughable fantasy.
Goodnight Kitties (I almost forgot!)
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 14, 2019:
Oh the comfort of knowing someone is watching over you while you are sleeping.
Math Proves God...? - Professor Stick [youtube.com]
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2019:
The "kid" is obviously an actor.
I feel like I'm from a different species sometimes with all my conservative friends. Racist, sexist,...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2019:
I can fake the tribal stuff for a gathering, but I do long for deeper thought and connections.
Spent a day and a half in the ER. Left the ER. Went home. Got hit by a car. It's okay though. I ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2019:
That was you? I'm so relieved. I'd thought I hit a puppy. Heh Glad you are mostly OK
[Www.jill2016.com] no one else has a vision of peace, green jobs, healing expertise and community ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 12, 2019:
Can you get me Di Carlos Pizza?
The Sledge Hammer Approach A man was driving a horse and cart through London when suddenly the ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 12, 2019:
So how is a dead or brain damaged horse going to pull a car? And since when is animal abuse funny? Hit an animal in the head with a sledge hammer. HaHa Asshole
thank you Justin Trudeau! [abc.net.au]
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 12, 2019:
Trump would have turned her over immediately as a favor to some of the people that hold his debt.
So, I tried a dish here (just heat and eat) called Malabar Prawns. It was a bit oily, but the taste ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 12, 2019:
Very interesting. I would probably make a larger amount of the curry, freeze in ice cube trays and store them in freezer bags since it is the most time consuming part of the recipe and it is just as easy to make a bigger batch of curry than just for one recipe and then you are nearly there the next time you hanker for curry. And have that basmati rice on hand.
[Www.jill2016.com] no one else has a vision of peace, green jobs, healing expertise and community ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 12, 2019:
This doesn't sound like your usual well composed sentences.
Goodnight Kitty
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 11, 2019:
If hooman luvs en pets U. Iz will luvs en pets U.
[Www.jill2016.com] no one else has a vision of peace, green jobs, healing expertise and community ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 11, 2019:
WTF did I just try to read?
Dan and I just got back from seeing another excellent movie "Vice." Christian Bale won a Golden ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 11, 2019:
Cheney - "Do you know rats die after having sex? Anyone - "Really?" Cheney - "Well, mine did." And what does that make him ladies and germs?????
Would you date someone with a felony record?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 11, 2019:
Not a violent felony. But people have received felonies for marijuana which is likely going to be legal everywhere within a decade.
This is a wedding cake. Check out the detail on this work of art.
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 11, 2019:
That is stunning. My nephew and his wife got married on Halloween and the theme was The Wicker Man. (The original one, not the Nick cage atrocity.) And the bride strutted down the aisle to the tune of Hell's Bells.
White American evangelicals oppose new federal anti-lynching legislation, because.....(drumroll ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 11, 2019:
I wonder how many of them eat shrimp.
Dan and I just got back from seeing another excellent movie "Vice." Christian Bale won a Golden ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 10, 2019:
That is one I intend to see. But probably when it's streaming. Rarely actually see movies in the theater anymore. I have thought Christian Bale has been a fantastic actor since he was a kid
Is it a bottomless bathroom or just paint on the floor?
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 10, 2019:
There is a chalk art contest in Savannah, GA every year and I have seen some of these 3-D illusions done. It is pretty amazing.
Shutting down much of the government IS A GOOD THING. ...draws attention to trillion dollar ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 9, 2019:
White male InCels, misogynists and racists have been responsible for most mass shootings. Can we deport those assholes?
Heard today from someone out of the blue who ghosted me back in September. He wished me a happy ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Is your birthday between September and the holidays by any chance?? He'll try to hook up again and break up right before Valentine day. Wait for it. They are too cheap to buy a gift.
Well, NO bullshit here at all, yesterday during my fortnightly sojourn to get groceries I happened ...
BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Thank you for helping. I hope that child soon has access to medical marijuana and she and her family can live free of these seizures.

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