WHY I WEAR NO MASK? Last time I wore a Mask... Airport Security didn't liked and Homeland Security had Issues with it too.
4
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
4 comments
Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.As I bet they would. I was in Walmart yesterday and everyone had on a mask. I asked a checkout if this was a holdup and she laughed. Just this morning I am seeing how robbers can blend in more easily now because everyone is wearing a mask. This was on the news.
DenoPenno
Level 9
Apr 21, 2020
1
The magic words for getting through security quickly is to holler "Allahu Akbar!" and just run through the check area!
Observer-Effect
Level 7
Apr 21, 2020
0
With my Spanish Accent... all you gonna get is a lot of Laughs as I Salsa my way to the check area.
@GipsyOfNewSpain Seeing your picture, imagining you yelling "Allahu Akbar!" in a Spanish accent and then proceeding to Salsa through the check out . . . that produced a laugh right here! 
I did laugh but . . . . . too many want America to only be for white people who believe in fairy tales.
silverotter11
Level 9
Apr 21, 2020
1
That Photo was taken about 8-10 years ago on my Allstate Days. A clipped version of just my eyes and cloth around them was the Wallpaper in my Smart Phone until Airport Security saw it on the airport and questioned me about the photo. I remember calling him... "Idiot I had a Top Secret Security Clearance in the US Navy before you were born!!! I did jobs you will never be cleared or qualified to do so you either let me move on or bring me your supervisor, I want a witness when I embarrass you fool". On a very loud voice I may add.
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
Share this post
Categories
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.