I keep a baseball bat at the front door. It's a Little League bat so I can swing it perfectly well in close quarters.

I would behave obnoxiously. My level of obnoxiousness would depend on my mood at that moment.

Kindly escort them to my back patio and hurl them over the fence.

Don't worry, I'm ground level.

Build a wall.

Get out either the shotgun or the machete

I've got neighbors who are trumpsters who wear their red Fox News visors into our shared pool. They state their views regarding the news, I state my views regarding the news, then we talk about other things. They are so far gone with their daily infusion of fox news 12 hours a day, there is no way I could convince them that what they are viewing is skewed. I don't even try. I'm hoping that former supporters speaking out (such as the generals) will sway them to consider that what they believe is false, but doubt they will ever break their love for the false narrative they've been fed.

Tell him to go back to Murica... we don't want his kind here! jking