Attn: All Door Knockers
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Right on..... One time I went to the door naked, swung the door fully open. Said "come on in". Nrbet seen a JW since....
PaulWinquist1945
Level 5
Apr 9, 2018
2
Love it! You rock!
Funny how jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween, I guess they just don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.
Andy_Lynch
Level 4
Apr 8, 2018
5
Ha ha ha! Thanks for that belly laugh!
I like this sign. What I have instead is "beware of the dog" signs I got from a friend. One of my neighbors once started to question me on whether I had a dog or not. I guess he had never seen the dog. Neither have I, but is he wanting to buy a dog? I hope he's not going to my walls and beating on them while I am gone just to get a dog to bark. WTF?
DenoPenno
Level 9
Apr 8, 2018
3
I actually have this posted above my doorbell. It seems mormon missionaries can read but jehovah's witnesses cannot or they don't give a shit. The last time the jw's rang the doorbell without reading I asked for the $50 before they even spoke. Best $10 I've spent. This should be on every non-believer's home.
SinCityHeathen
Level 5
Apr 8, 2018
7
Yeppers. Where I live that could turn into a lucrative business venture.
evidentialist
Level 8
Apr 8, 2018
3
Why did I automatically think of Tommy knockers from the Steven King story when you brought up this.
mythical creature in Welsh, Cornish and Devon folklore. They are the equivalent of Irish leprechauns and English and Scottish brownies. About two feet tall and grizzled, but not misshapen, they live beneath the ground.
Is that what I have in my mind of a mormon or Jehovah witness missionary. Or anyone else who peddles their brand of religion to me.
lbusche
Level 7
Apr 8, 2018
2
I will make an exception for girlscout cookies though.
captainphilbo
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Apr 8, 2018
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