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As if his idiocy were not already complete, now Trump claims that fallen trees "explode."

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However, I was out in my yard last night when I heard "BOOM!" There is/was a fallen tree in the forest at the end of my yard and the damned thing just exploded! It was awful, dead bark and rotten wood all over the place. A passing rabbit was hit by a piece of wood, but it did not cause lasting harm.

Trump was lying--or just senile--though, because it didn't burst into flames, it just exploded. Luckily, it was not on my property and I do not have to clean up the debris.

Gwendolyn2018 9 Sep 15
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I woke up last week and a tree had moved closer to the house. I think its ready to attack. They tend to move around then fall over close to a house and explode.

@Gwendolyn2018 I think they're mad about all the wood I've been carving up.

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Squirrels did it. Those little bushy assholes!

There should be a legal ban on selling them matches and lighters.

@Gwendolyn2018 Monty Python pointed out how dangerous a rabbit could be in their "Holy Grail" film.

@Gwendolyn2018 They'd never join forces with those bloody commies in England, the Red Squirrels!

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Have those things drop and blow ( but not burst into flames) rather regularly on the mountain behind the house. Feels like a small earthquake. Always have to go out in the middle of the night and spot the one that went down to make sure it's not partially hanging over something it shouldn't.. common occurrence here where everything grows on rock and shallow roots all go sideways

@Gwendolyn2018 Eucalyptus trees will suddenly lose a large, lower branch with a loud bang.

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He must wander around in a senile fog. During his California photo op someone must have mentioned that burning trees can explode. So he thought 'Wow! I'll impress the rubes with my vast knowledge. Nobody else has ever heard of this.'

What an imbicile. Just like a day or two ago when he said 'Just wait. It'll cool off.' He thinks he just discovered winter -- so climate change must be a hoax. I'd say lol but it's not funny on any level. Not for us that have to suffer his idiocy or for him as he degenerates.

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We're doomed!

@Gwendolyn2018 I'm planting more !

@Gwendolyn2018 my black walnut trees last fall! 🙂

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