With fossil fuels!!!

Thank you for the laugh.
I needed that.

That is very similar to the question: How do you cook a kidney? You boil the piss out of it.

My favorite holy water joke involves 3 coeds going to confession...

I have a great holy water story that is true...it happened to me. When I was about 10 years old my grandmother gave me an empty gallon jug and told me to go down the hill to the Catholic Church and get it filled with holy water. I went to the church and couldn"t find any holy water. A priest asked me what I was doing and I told him. He walked over to a door in the lobby ....opened it...and inside was a sink. He filled my jug with water from the sink ...mumbled a short prayer and gave me the jug of holy water. Like an idiot I carried the heavy jug back up the hill to grandma's house. I should have made my own holy water from the hose in back of the house.

I'm partial to my reverse osmosis water.

All bottled water sold in supermarkets is distilled tap water. Doesn't matter if label says distilled, purified, or spring water. It's all distilled tap water. Bottled water is like aspirin. It's all chemically identical. The only difference is the price.

loved it

They needed holy water so Jesus can walk on it, he can't walk on regular water since they put holes in his feet.