A man in New York fell into a rat infested sink hole.
And stayed because it was more homey than his roach and bed bug infested overpriced apartment that has pipes that water hammer and faulty wiring.
This sounds like the opening to a joke: A man in New York fell into a rat-infested sinkhole… but I repeat myself.
I finished watching the news report. That looks terrible. It could have ended so much worse, too, because from the way it appears he dropped down, he could have found himself upside down or in a position that restricted breathing to the point of suffocation. I'm glad he's all right.