I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.
My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...
It's too dangerous.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Can do terrible psychological damage too. It has been observed that people who exercise regularly, have an increased tendency to wear lycra, drink from plastic bottles, wear trousers with the legs missing, refuse to eat normal food, and exhibit other strange behaviour patterns, liable to result in mockery.
Fernapple
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Nov 21, 2020
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"My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath..."
...sounds like a poem for Rudi Giuliani 
TimeOutForMe
Level 8
Nov 20, 2020
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And the dye all ran down my face,
Inky dinky parlez vous
(Recited to the rhyme of Madamaselle from Armenteers ) If you don't know it, don't ask.
Making love is the greatest exercise and orgasm is not dangerous....remember the song TAKE MY BREATH AWAY sound track to the fake love scene Tom Cruise mounting Kelly Macgillis body double ??TopGun another phallic innuendo after my Vietnam war Naval Air Station MIRAMAR my base their movie
Larry68Feminist
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Nov 20, 2020
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I don't get the joke but putting on latex gloves can cause a similar allergic reaction
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Nov 20, 2020
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