I was contemplating suicide by cinnamon roll today. I was stopped by two friends who called just in time.
I felt so much better. Call your friends today.
Is there any pumpkin pie left?
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TheoryNumber3
Level 8
Nov 27, 2020
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Where did you get enough cinnamon to roll in ?
Sounds like a very expensive way to go, have you ever just considered eating too much of it ?
Did you plan on keeping your cloths on, or were you going to roll in it naked ? ( If it is a faked suicide, I think clothed would be best, you could find you have a lot less friends the other way. )
Fernapple
Level 9
Nov 27, 2020
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Pecan pie nearly got me.
hankster
Level 9
Nov 26, 2020
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Ya gotta learn to stop at half. Half the pie, not half the piece.
@PondartIncbendog I've been there before. Just stood back until the danger passed. Reached for a cookie.
Is there really a way to kill yourself with cinnamon rolls?
ChestRockfield
Level 8
Nov 26, 2020
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No. Cinnamon rolls are good for you.
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