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With Evangelidiot neighbour still M.I.A. ( most thankfully I might add), just had a Police Officer call at my door re- a report about 10 minutes ago by the neighbours on the other side Evangelidiot's house that they thought they heard sounds of his doors opening and closing earlier this morning as well as people talking in there as well.
Now, Evangelidiot has fences and gates at both sides of his house that are approx. 7' high but the dividing fences between neighbouring houses are only approx. 4-5' in height.
Evangelidiot has his gates locked with padlocks that would scare the shit out of even Harry Houdini, fastening chains that would easily hold back a scared elephant BUT.
When the Police MANAGED to by-pass the gates, etc, and gain access to his rear yard, Guess what, the rear door to his house HAS no way of being locked either from the inside or the outside.
So, acting upon the registered report received they entered through this door, went into the house and found, Yes, person or person unknown had been there recently, held a party and had, judging by the numbers of used condoms found scattered literally everywhere they had a really great time BEFORE they de-camped taking with them everything that they could carry with ease.
I was requested to go with them, the Police, and see if I could describe , etc, anything that was missing BUT to refrain from touching anything at all UNTIL AFTER the fingerprints were taken from around the house, etc.
Jeez Louise did those 'party goers' make a mess of the plac, even worse a mess than I can remember from the rare times I've been inside his house.
I guess, that Jeebus Chrust and Sky Daddy might have a wee bit on the busy side and were quite remiss in their duties of "watching" over Evangelidiots house.

Triphid 9 Dec 20
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So, police think you might be of help in describing anything that might be missing. HTF would you know?

Got me beat, I've not been in his house for well over 2 years now, and never want enter it again either.

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They'll need to burn some sage and sing some psalms to get rid of the bad vibes!

Need more than that I reckon.
May be exporting Evangelidiot to Uranus would be a far better solution.

@Triphid I'll wave them off!

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Awwww.

Still though, it really sucks to be robbed.
I'm no fan of thieves.

Neither am I in any way shape nor form.
But he's been there for well over 7+ years now, has known that his rear door can't be locked and secured has spent literally thousands of dollars and at least hundreds of hours on his 2' x 2' x 3" sandstone pavers for his, what I laughing call, the semi-Colosseum attached to the back of his house ( btw it IS almost 3/4 the size, inside, of his actual house ), who knows how much he has also spent on cement powder and crushed stone, etc, that he has covered his ENTIRE yard with but has done very little to address/rectify the over 100+ year old stone walls of the house AND yet he readily tells everyone he IS a Qualified Stone Mason.
Blimey, IF I had the cash he throws around my house would be a Palace by now, inside and out.

@Triphid Probably with a working alarm system, too!
😉

@KKGator No, no alarm system, he strongly BELIEVES that Jeebus Chrust and Sky Daddy will ALWAYS watch over the homes of Believers, only Pagans, Heathens and the like need Alarm Systems.

@Triphid I meant in the improvements you'd make.
It's clear he's too stupid to invest in a working security system.

@KKGator Oh yes, got a special one, complete with the best micro-cameras that record day and night when triggered by motion sensor direct to a hard drive.
You could spend hours and trying find the cameras but unless you know what they look like I doubt if you could find.
I actually had them installed about 10 years ago after someone tried a bit of Break and Enter ONLY to find my Blue Heeler waiting patiently to put the 'bite' on them.
That scumbag got 3 years in the local jail for his troubles.

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I guess if it had to happen, his place was a good choice.

AND, they had free choice of ALL his booze supplies as well judging by the empties left behind by the Party -Goers.

@Triphid Oh I feel so bad......NOT! Hahahahaha......

@Lilac-JadeCanada me too, NOT, and I have no way of giving the Police a contact number for him either.

@Triphid Not your responsibility if he didn't leave info for anyone.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Exactly.

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