When I finally decided Gawd was a fable I flipped off the sky. Anyone else?
I have been an atheist since kindergarten. I never believed in an invisible deity that resides somewhere beyond the clouds. Scoffed at ridiculous Bible stories.
Every Christian who tried to convert me failed spectacularly. Over the years, I've kept smart-aleck retorts in my back pocket. My favorite:
"As an atheist, I chose rational thinking, not magical beliefs."